IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”
oh man, i love receiving unedited final drafts:
cracks me up every time
I’m astonished and flabbergasted when people do.
sext: IN COMES THE PEEPEE
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun.
Spiderdog prank. [video]
This is the greatest prank I’ve ever seen
this is the sort of web content i am looking to see every day
I LOVE SHARKS!!!!!!!!
I lost it at 0:21
I hate you. Boop.